Nooses, Ferns and Boxes

lady-fett1138:

arinky-dink:

Mew, you little shit. You broke the flow

And yes, I will tag all these little shits. Just you watch

That Haunter is adorable. That would make a great tattoo. But I’m still deciding if I want a cute Haunter or a scary one

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lunarch-sounds:

veggieblt:

You’re lying if you say that this song doesn’t get your blood red hot in first 5 seconds of hearing it.

8-bit of Champions

karaokekarkat:

dumbscar:

karaokekarkat:

dumbscar:

date me

will there be potato 

7 whole potato

we ride at midnight. bring potato

versaceslut:

all white boys need to have vine permanently deleted off their phones

MUSICAL NOTATION, AS DESCRIBED BY CATS

trumpetangst:

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(I would have liked to crop some of these gifs (like the accent ones) to make them more accurate but alas, I lack the skills.)

yhrite:

femgie-flames:

upperstories:

thetenthandahalfdoctor:

OMG NASA! YOU WIN! YOU WIN EDUCATION! FUCKING GLaDOS AT NASA

Oh my gosh, the ending. xD

Out of all the creepy and dark things GlaDOS has ever said, her saying ”I love You” is definitely the most terrifying!

I’m an astronomy tutor, and from now on I am going to show this video to EVERY SINGLE STUDENT OF MINE because it does such a wonderful job of explaining what’s going on in the sun while also being entertaining.

I really like Valentine’s Day because it’s about all kinds of love and all the kinds of love are great including family and friend love (and also because I like to squee at happy people and because I get candy and fun stuff and get to share with friends and it’s fun and candy is delicious). For some reason, though, this one has made me think a lot. I started thinking about this a little while ago, so it’s really not a Valentine’s thing, but maybe Valentine’s Day makes it easier to discuss aloud. Anyway, I was really, REALLY in love once, about a decade ago. For a long time it was mutual and that was the best feeling ever, but my friend just sort of cut off our romance without explanation after her mom found some love notes we’d written to each other (so I’m guessing it was her mom and not her). I haven’t been able to get back to that same level of emotion since then, and I’m demisexual, so I can’t just “give people a chance” or whatever because I’m not attracted to them unless I have that connection (I’ve tried to force it before, it doesn’t fucking work). It’s been so long that I wonder if I’m even capable of that stuff - deep emotional connections with actual sexual attraction - anymore. It’s gotten to the point that I’ve started identifying as asexual instead of demisexual because I don’t know if I’m actually attracted to anyone because it hasn’t actually happened in a fucking decade. I’ve tried to get to that place again, but it’s never been the same, and it’s always been so forced on my part (like I’m trying desperately to convince myself that I’m still capable of those feelings and ending up acting completely unlike my normal self in the process), so I’ve just about given up. What the fuck do I do? And seriously, this hasn’t bothered me since I was 13, so why does this come up now? UGH.

Sorry guys. I needed to get that out there. I’m just really frustrated at my brain for thinking about all this stuff when I’m actually really content with my life, that’s all. I hope you all had a great Valentine’s Day! (For the record, I did. I ate candy and internetted and played video games with friends, worked, and watched Reservoir Dogs and Magic School Bus episodes with other friends while drinking, which was hilarious.)

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

This is what I have stuck in my head right now:
TEN TEre tsuku tsuku TEre tsu KE TEN
TEN TEre tsuku tsuku TEre tsu KE TEN
TEN tsu TEN ga TEN tsuKE tsuKE tsuKE tsuKE
TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TE-KE TEN

catsbooksandcoffee:

I AM DYING HAHAHA EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH THIS