Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all!
If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal…
…that it is actually a door frame!!
It is a piece of paneling from the doorframe in the First Class lounge based off a piece that was actually recovered:
This piece isn’t more than 3cm at maximum thickness!
In reality, if the panel in the movie was based off the actual panel,
It shouldn’t have held either of them afloat!!
The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion, but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do
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Samuel P. Huntington (via gardariki) |
I created a version of Call Me Maybe with Tumblr’s help…
LYRICS
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
(credit: alfredtheherothatswho)
I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH
DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
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YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY?
(credit: girlwiththekey)
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU
AND YES I’M CRAZY
BUT HERE’S YOUR LEFT LUNG
SO PLEASE DIE, MAYBE?
(credit: valerieparker)
IT’S HARD TO LOOK RIGHT
AT YOUR GUTS BABY
AND HERE’S YOUR RIGHT LUNG
SO JUST DIE MAYBE.
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU
AND YES I’M CRAZY
BUT HERE’S YOUR LEFT LUNG
SO PLEASE DIE, MAYBE?
AND ALL THE OTHER BOYS
HAVE STOPPED THE CHASING
AND HERE’S YOUR RIGHT LUNG
SO JUST DIE MAYBE
I STABBED HIM LOADS WITH A KNIFE
HE KEPT ON BEGGING FOR LIFE
I KNEW THAT THIS WASN’T RIGHT
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I FED SOME PARTS TO THE CAT
I SHOVED SOME UNDER THE MAT
I WASN’T AIMING FOR THAT
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY?
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU
AND YES I’M CRAZY
BUT HERE’S YOUR LEFT LUNG
SO PLEASE DIE, MAYBE?
IT’S HARD TO LOOK RIGHT
AT YOUR GUTS BABY
AND HERE’S YOUR RIGHT LUNG
SO JUST DIE MAYBE.
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU
AND YES I’M CRAZY
BUT HERE’S YOUR LEFT LUNG
SO PLEASE DIE, MAYBE?
AND ALL THE OTHER BOYS
HAVE STOPPED THE CHASING
AND HERE’S YOUR RIGHT LUNG
SO JUST DIE MAYBE
BEFORE YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE I WASN’T CRAZY
I WASN’T CRAZY
I WASN’T CRA-A-ZY
BEFORE YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE I WASN’T CRAZY
AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
I WASN’T CRA-A-ZY
IT’S HARD TO LOOK RIGHT
AT YOUR GUTS BABY
AND HERE’S YOUR RIGHT LUNG
SO JUST DIE MAYBE
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY?
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU
AND YES I’M CRAZY
BUT HERE’S YOUR LEFT LUNG
SO PLEASE DIE, MAYBE?
AND ALL THE OTHER BOYS
HAVE STOPPED THE CHASING
AND HERE’S YOUR RIGHT LUNG
SO JUST DIE MAYBE
BEFORE YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE I WASN’T CRAZY
I WASN’T CRAZY
I WASN’T CRA-A-ZY
BEFORE YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE I WASN’T CRAZY
AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
SO JUST DIE BABY
O_____O
“Hey! Hey! I think I finally made something cute.”
“Oh, yeah? Let’s see.”
“It’s a ‘shoebill.’ It’s big and blue and adorable. Nice, right?”
“It’s… hm. I don’t know. I like the blue, but something about those eyes is kind of creeping me out right now.”
“What? Come on. Those are friendly eyes. It wants to be your friend.”
“Okay. Okay, yeah. You’re right, evolution, I’m sorry. Should I feed it, maybe? What does it eat?”
“Baby crocodiles.”
“Oh Jesus Christ.”
“I really don’t want anyone to eat this wattle cup caterpillar.”
“Sure, evolution, that’s understandable.”
“I’m going to put some huge spikes on it.”
“Okay.”
“Now I’m going to put more spikes on the spikes.”
“… okay.”
“And I’ll make them sting!”
“Fair.”
“And I’ll color the whole thing like a bad acid trip.”
“That might be overkill, but all right. I guess you really like this one. I bet it’ll be especially beautiful once it metamorphoses into a butterfly, huh?”
“What? Oh, no, this one doesn’t turn into a butterfly. It’s a hairy brown moth.”
